
After checking out several new and improved versions of the type lawn more I had suggested, my Banker was surprised to learn that rather than canopies to protect me from the sun they sport roll over bars to keep me from getting killed.
She came up with statements like:
"Do you think you're able handle one those things? They look unsafe!
"I recently received a call from the lawn mower people I got the refund from saying they would knock off $800 if we would reconsider!"
"You know, I just had to fork over $1,400 for a new water pump for the well and almost as much for a new set of tires on the van!"
And final comeback "I don't care what Jimmy Hall says!"
Alas, I'm sure the Lord will comfort his Faithful Servant in his time of sorrow!
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9 comments:
I told you to try goats look here
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We are a family owned and operated service company which means the owner is present at every job to insure complete customer satisfaction.
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WOW, BUCKLES...
THAT NEW MOWER MAKES YOU LOOK SSOOO YOUNG!!!!
:-P
Cindy Potter
Hey Chic, I think I like your business offer. Wouldn't have to even buy gas. Just give them water and turn them loose......I called Buckles and told him that they offered us two hundred dollars off of the lawnmower for the problems we had had with their phone people. Buckles said NO. So then the manager offered three hundred off for us to go ahead and take it. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT IF THEY WANT TO OFFER MORE OFF, I THINK I COULD BE TALKED IN TO IT. AFTER ALL THE GIRL WAS RUDE, BUT JUST HOW RUDE I THINK THE MANAGER & I CAN TALK IT OVER. HE REALLY BEGGED ME TO GET BACK TO HIM..... Sooooo. I will have another talk with the "BLOG MASTER" and see how he feels about it.......Sooooo in the on going "Saga" of the lawnmower....We will see...... And Jimmy Hall I did not say that about you. I said that I thought you were very smart and would know all about things like that. Sometimes my husband puts words in my mouth...... Barbara......
Damn Buckles, those Zero turn mowers Are sharp. A thought came to mind to assist you in operating this machine correctly, you could mark the two control rudders and foot pedals the same way Hog-jaw had the bull bars on the Vargas Elephant truck. A quote from Hoggie when you were requesting instructions "For Christ sake!Buckles Can't you spell,?"
Buckles,
You ought to tell the guy that offered you $800 off that, son if you give me $1000 off we got a deal with the way I was treated.
Then since you have a roll bar you can get a roll of duck tape and a umbrella and tape it to the roll bar and you are in business.
Get your circus discount.
Harry in Texas
Buckles,
You ought to tell the guy that offered you $800 off that, son if you give me $1000 off we got a deal with the way I was treated.
Then since you have a roll bar you can get a roll of duck tape and a umbrella and tape it to the roll bar and you are in business.
Get your circus discount.
Harry in Texas
Sheep will also give you food and clothing material and according to old Whitey will give you a less drastic "cut".
However, you can't ride a sheep or a goat.
Paul
Have you ever heard of sheep dip
I prefer a Frenched rack of lamb
Buckles,
That's funny because "I don't care what Jimmy Hall says!" is the same thing Elaine tells Adam all the time.....
Wade Burck
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