Thursday, May 02, 2019

GRAVES #8


3 comments:

Richard King said...

The only guy I ever knew who had a Amish hooker story.

Roger Smith said...

You're on, RICHARD. Your audience awaits.

Richard King said...

It all started way back in the 80's with Jim and another guy , who shall remain nameless, in a competition to see who could hit the most brothels in Nevada. After the show left Nevada the competition turned to who could come up with the weirdest hooker story. In every town they would ask locals for tips on where to find female "companionship". In one town Jim got a tip about a women who needed rent money. Upon arrival he was met by a woman in Amish clothes. He thought he had the wrong place. Turned out she had been shunned by her local community. She still considered herself Amish. As an Amish woman she had no job skills other than milking cows and performing her wifely duties, and she didn't own a cow. A price was agreed on and from that point on Jim had bragging rights in any conversation about hooker encounters.