Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Kelly-Miller 1952 #3


Scan13153, originally uploaded by bucklesw1.

This was my boss Mel Lewis, Side Show Manager.
If the people were late coming down the midway he would stall by
getting a kid up on the bally platform and after making him give his
name and background he would have him repeat:
"After being thoroughly Fookamized and highly Kaboobalized........
I will allow this Oriental Prestidigitator......to remove my cranium.....
from the remainder of my anatomy!
Do you know what that means?.....No.....It means I can cut your
head off!
Not to worry!..... Not to worry! In 20 years I have only had one fatality.
After severing the head I passed it out into the audience to be examined, suddenly it began to rain, the crowd became excited
and I became excited and in all this excitement I replaced his head
upside down and backwards.
Do you know what happened?.....No!.....The rain ran down his nose
and he drowned!

5 comments:

Buckles said...

Rather than say, "He's drunk!", it was, "He's under the spell of Kabooblism!"

Chic Silber said...

I believe that's an Atlas ST-30

(I think I may have 1 somewhere)

Jim Z said...

Well dressed Talker...slick tie and creased pants...white shirt portrays "trustworthy"...I would bet he kept a young Buckles on his toes handling the onslaught of sideshow paying customers...as the turn is the true judge of a successful Bally...

Chic Silber said...

I have always been fascinated by

photos like this knowing just how

difficult it is to stay clean &

keep clothes clean & pressed on a

mud show even in recent times so

it had to be more of a challenge

in older times like those shown

Ole Whitey said...

Tell him about Shorty Lynn, Buckles