Buckles Blog: New Jersey State Fair #10

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Boom Miser.

Chic Silber said...: Not very graceful flying form; 23 June, 2015 10:25
Buckles said...: He's putting on the brakes!; 23 June, 2015 10:35
Chic Silber said...: Then he should have his head down

but his back & legs straight

(& pointed toes); 23 June, 2015 10:38
Chic Silber said...: I recall that line as the end of

an airplane joke where the Captain

announces "We're losing altitude &

so at this time you should put your

head down between your knees & ..."; 23 June, 2015 10:49
Paul Gutheil said...: This is Espanas Russian swing.

Buckles, wasn't that something to do with crash instructions , something like,
"Lean forward, put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye."?!; 23 June, 2015 10:53
Buckles said...: I think the lead in is...."but Sarge, what do I do if the second parachute doesn't open?"; 23 June, 2015 11:07
Buckles said...: .....similar to giving the new recruit directions to the best Brothel in Tokyo....."you can miss the place! There's a Chimpanzee out front holding a tin cup, you hand him $5 then go inside and wait.
Sooner or later he will say "But what if no one shows up?
Then everyone joins in.....Then you have to ____the monkey!; 23 June, 2015 11:23
Chic Silber said...: Hoo boy now we're getting

into some darker territory

We should save this kinda

stuff for later at night

after the kiddies go to bed; 23 June, 2015 14:47

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