
I recently underwent a series of dreadful nightmares that involved being drowned, struggling for life and then awakening in a state of near panic. To prevent recurrence I had to spend the rest of the night on my leather couch in the living room.
Dalilah figured it was probably due to Dr. Zala's new and improved memory pills and after calling explained to me that I should have taken them the first thing in the morning.
Doing as instructed I then proceeded to get wobbley on the treadmill but managed to tough it out.
So the nightmares are gone but I must remember to do the treadmill first.
I am beginning to question if a light case of dementia might not be the easy way out.
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Well Buckles dare I say this might be time for you to start carrying a clip board of instructions as I have been doing for a while, I am still trying now to remember what I did with the darn clip board ?
Age is only a matter of mind, if you don't mind it doesn't matter.
Be well,
Paul
What's a clipboard Jimmy
(now it's Dave's turn)
Just like my "selective hearing"
my wife accuses me of selective
memmory (very selective)
I can't remember if that was a
pencil or some pudding
Chic: My turn? Are you saying I am wise acre? I'm certainly not in the league of some on this blog.
Having said that, not only do folks not remember clipboards, but I had a repairman here awhile back who didn't know how to use a rotary dial phone.
As the youth would say: Duhhh!
Not to worry Dave with a little
extra effort you can catch up
Chic: You'd have died laughing. Tonight at was with some friends and one guy said he wanted to ask me a question. I said, "You want the benefit of my vast knowledge?" and he replied, "Your knowledge is just half-vast."
We could use this guy here on the Blog!
Sounds like he'd fit right in
Sign him up Dave
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