Tuesday, November 06, 2012

From Dick Dykes


'I haven't left my house in days.
I watch the news channels incessantly.
All the news stories are about the election;
All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.
Election - erection - election - erection
- - - either way we're going to get screwed!'

-- Bette Midler.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN'T BEAT BETTE !

Paul

Hal Guyon said...

Got screwed just voting today here in Richland County, South Carolina !! My wife & I stood in line for 3 1/2 hours. They had some computer problems with the machines in our county. Heard that in some other preceints they had to wait ove 6 hours !!