Thursday, March 26, 2009

President of PETA #1


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President of PETA not sure you're aware that she's nuts. So she addresses that here.

Thursday, March 26, 2009
The folks at PETA are apparently concerned that there may still be a few people who aren't aware what they're all about. So the President of PETA Ingrid Newkirk posted her will on the PETA site...just to ensure we knew she's crazy. What is she instructing PETA to do upon her death?

One of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency.
That my pointing finger be delivered to the owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing. A little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix.
So it looks like there's going to be one heck of a UPS bill, but there's more. She would like to be skinned. made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same. And to rap up the good times; That the “meat” of my body be used for a human barbecue. I guess we should say thanks for the warning. Just in case you get a surprise invite to a BBQ from a hollywood star, you'll know to avoid that.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a numb nut. It's beyond me how any "normal" thinking person can support such a crazy person and her cult like organization.

Anonymous said...

I've got a dry rub recipe I'd be willing to donate.

Eric said...

As Piccolo would have said, "Vot an oz hole."

Anonymous said...

Put me down for a "Ribeye and a Wallet" make a Hell of a Exhibit.....

Anonymous said...

God, the comments are funny. You guys missed the best part. She wants her feet to be made into umbrella stands, and I'm not making this up.

Casey McCoy Cainan said...

I might buy a wallet or some boots. I would likely pass on the Bar-B-Q she would surely be quite tough and grizzly like an old worn out cow. I suggest a fine grind and some sloppy joe sauce. Would be great if the umbrella stands ended up in the doorway of a bus or trailer on some show full of bull hooks and willow whips.

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone will read her will as it is unbelievable!!! Where are the men in the white coats when you need them. www.peta.org/feat/newkirk/will.html

P.J.Holmes

Barry said...

Is it just me or does she look like somebody slapped her in the face with a wet squirrel?

B.E.Trumble said...

I wish, I wish, I wish they would actually follow her instructions down to the last detail - but her heirs will no doubt opt for a multi-million dollar monument instead. When the day finally arrives, I do hope the fur industry sends an ermine blanket to wrap her in. Perhaps the pleasures she denies herself in this life can be had in the next

Anonymous said...

As little Thumper said in Bambi,
"If ya can't say sumthin' nice, don't say anythin' at all." .........................................................!

Paul G.

Mark Lavender said...

Cremation, rather than parting out the ol' gal post-mortem, would seem the most logical path. That gives her one final occasion to make an ash of herself.
It's a pity some people won't allow themselves to be forgotten, but she will be. Small-minded self-important people usually are. J